I just want you to know that I am one episode away from finishing season three of Grey's Anatomy, that-TV-show-I-don't-like-except-Kate-Walsh, and what is that George and Izzie thing? Who thought that was a rational place to go? Where was I years ago when someone needed punching? Who even hurts a dorky teddy bear cage fighter a.k.a. Callie ( Read more... )

GUYS, IT'S RAINING. I AM SO HAPPY I HAD TO UPDATE ( Read more... )

When is Pedigree going to stop putting dog snacks in human-friendly packages? I can't stand the disappointment of turning a shiny, very promising bag around and discovering it's not chips or candy or anything awesome unless I am a Cocker Spaniel. IMAGINE ALL THE MIXED SIGNALS THEY'RE SENDING TO BLAKE LIVELY.

Speaking of, ( SNL makes me so sad. )

“I finally have the most respectable job of my life, and I’m getting spanked and being asked to meow.”

Oh, Blake Lively. ♥ I'm still sad I don't have the right material to make something indecent with Leighton's fantabulous GQ shoot (also, does this mean they mostly play puppy and sometimes play here kitty kitty, come lick your cream?)

( Surprise! Shock! Horror! I talk about Gossip Girl. And Lady Gaga. And sucking at writing. )

asdgsajdghj I can't wait to never sign up for any ficathon ever again

(meanwhile, the alt text scared me.)

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